I are got owned by a cat...

Today was stupid... Woke up at 10... Comped then read a book, lunch and slept till 5pm... So i went out to the park, neighbor's cat was there... It is a friendly cat, but today idk what the fuck happen to it... I was sitting on the bench, it jumped and and set beside me... So i stoked it... And guess what happened... The fucking thing went into a fit, scratched my hand and ran away what the fuck?!