taiwan trip

ok just got back from taiwan yesterday, didnt blog cause i was having a mother fucking big ass headache...

Tour agent told us lowest temp would be about 20 degrees... so i packed t shirts, long pants and jeans... when we arrived at taiwan airport, our tour guide told us the lowest would be about 7-8 degrees. well i thought he was a crazy mother fucker... untill... (i will say why later.)

Places i visited are not in order cause i cant remember what i did on what day and in what order.

Daxi Ocean Flower Farm Ranch.
Big ass 16 hectars filled with flowers. Flowers there were quite nice... But mother fucking 16 hectars is a long way to walk... as you can guess i was damn tired after that...

FengJia Night Market
Well a night market is a night market. Mother fucking crowded place, even worst than singapore de. And i tell you, if you dont like smelly toufu dont go there... cause alot of the stalls are selling it... and the whole mother fucking market smells of it.

Some Biscuit Factory (idk the name)
Made some biscuits they called "tai yang bing" or "sun biscuits" i found it rather stupid cause i dont really like doing these stuff... Anyway they dont taste very good also...

LuGang Township
LuGang means "deer harbour" idk didnt see any deers there... All we did was walk through all the old streets that used to be packed full with people selling their stuff in the old days... Damn boring...

TianHou Temple
Its a temple. I just sat at the front while the rest went in.

Tian Wei Coastline
Its a coast line what can i say? The bus drove by it.

Salt Field Wetlands
Mounts and mounts of sea salt followed by plains and plains of evaporating sea salt...

AnPing Castle
FYI its not a mother fucking castle... Its some fort left behind by the japanese when they conquered taiwan and blah blah blah, wasnt really listening to the guide...

Old Street
Its a street that used to be full of people selling stuff

Tainan Night Market
Same as the other 1... Smelly and crowded...

Formosa Aboriginal Cultural Village
I thought it was gonna be crap... But when we got there i realised something... It was a mother fucking theme park! Woot! But wasnt very big. Sat on the roller coaster (damn fun alot of turns and loops) some 3d space adventure and that thing where they bring you to idk how tall then suddenly drop you. Didnt ride the 1 that splashes waster cause it was mother fucking cold...

Tai Yi Educational & Recreational Farm
Fucking nice place i tell you. Guess what? The room inside the toilet got a bloody SPA!!! Filled the whole thing and stayed in there for an hour.

Sanyi Woodcraft Street
I was fucking amazed at the wooden sculptures... And he prices!

Fruit Farm
Mother fucking stupid... Ended up being a small little pathetic tomato farm...

Hsinchu BeiPu Old Street
Same as the other 2...

ShanDi Local Product
I was like wtf is this? Ended up to be some shop selling lingzi...

ShiLin Night Market
Same as the other 2...

Chaing Kai Shek Shilin Residence
Argh this was some garden and home of former president Chiang Kai Shek

Bixie Shop
Acutally some feng shui shop >.< Bloody hell my parents bought me some idk what dragon looking like thingy that im supposed to wear around me neck >.< WTF much!

TamShui Old Street
Same as those before...

Fisherman's Wharf
Fucking boring place... Basically its just a marina and dock...

Ximending
Its like a night market but in the day and in the night. They had people selling things in push carts. Didnt know it was illegal until they started running away when the police came O_o Then guess what? Once the police went away they all came out again LOL!

Ok now i will explain the cold part... It was a mother fucking 7.9 degrees on 1 day... Mother fucking 20 degrees lowest? SMB lar that stupid agency...

And guess what? My tour guide before becoming a guide used to sell BRAS and PANTIES << ROFLED at this so bloody hard.

Thats bout all...

Pictures will be up when i feel like uploading them... Didnt take alot though... rather lazy...